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I swear. True story.That’s a lot of Dick (1)
Posted on September 15, 2011As per usual I had several messages in my OkCupid message inbox. At least one was probably written by someone with the reading comprehension of a toddler, at least one was probably trying to set up a meeting, and one was from a guy who claimed he didn’t message many women.
He claimed not only in his message to me that he didn’t message many women, and so my profile must have really been special to make him do so, but the text in his profile indicated that it wasn’t his habit to message ladies because he was a busy guy. He was busy traveling to England, where he grew up so he had a British accent, and Italy, from where his mother’s family hailed so he spoke Italian, going to medical school, and fixing up the house he just bought in Lincoln Park. Oh, and he loved to cook – Italian, of course, since that was the food his mama fed him. Did I mention that he was also really cute, 6’6″ tall, and in really good shape?
I suppose I was supposed to feel special because he did take the time and effort to send me a message. I’m not sure how special I felt, but I did respond by giving him my YIM user name so we could chat some time. I didn’t bother telling him when I’d be online and changing my YIM status from “invisible” to “available” however, just told him that if he felt like chatting to hit me up and I might respond.
I believe it was a Saturday afternoon that I saw that he has instant messaged me. I responded. The conversation began innocently enough and then he asked what so many guys have asked before, “I hope I’m not being to forward, but can I ask you a question?”
That is always followed by a question of the sexual nature. Always. He asked if I had ever been with more than one guy at a time. Yes. He asked if I had done DP. Yes. He asked if I had done DP with “larger” guys.
Here is where I had to have him clarify. “Larger” could mean a lot, depending on who’s defining it. Larger is in the hand of the beholder. “Larger” to him meant 10″.
That’s a lot of dick.
He claimed that he and his friends, two of whom had 10″ penises and none of whom had less than 8″ of cock, were looking for a woman who’d be willing to entertain all of them. I asked if he has some sort of rule about the penis size of the guys with whom he hung out, and he swore it was just a coincidence. I responded that I would have to work my way up to taking two 10″ cocks in me, but that I was certainly willing to try.
I was willing to try provided we all had chemistry. The guys had done the sort of thing together before, he claimed, with a female friend who knew they were all “larger” and who took on the challenge. Unfortunately, she had moved away a couple of months before.
I said we could meet to see if we got along and then I could meet the other guys. It was convenient since we were in the same neighborhood. I also gave him suggestions for finding other ladies willing to entertain the group since it’s always good to cast a wide net.
He asked about my measurements. When I told him my bra size he said it was hard to believe. Harder to believe a 34DDDD rack – something for which bras are mass manufactured – or a 10″ cock, something that’s seen mostly in movies?
To be continued ….
I swear. True story.
You’re Not Finished Yet
Posted on August 03, 2011[Another of the Viking's stories that has been on Fleshbot. I suppose they like the dirty stuff.]
We were both so horny that we groped and kissed only briefly before I forced my cock into her. We fucked primally for a while before I pulled out and made my way down to her pussy, leaving a trail of wet kisses.
I spent time using my mouth on her pussy before pushing her legs up and forcibly holding them with a hand behind each knee. With her like that I had full access to her asshole, and took full advantage, licking and tonguefucking with abandon. This continued for some time, rolling her onto her side then her belly and slipping 2 fingers into her pussy as I continued tonguing her ass. I love how she pushes her ass back onto my face when I have my tongue in her ass. So deliciously crude and nasty.
But after continuing that for a while, I rolled her onto her back and put my cock back into her pussy and pounded her until we both lie there, sweaty and breathing hard. After catching our breath, she rolls over onto her knees with her shoulders on the bed, ass in the air. “Put it in me from behind.”
That view of her pussy and ass is so exquisite that I had to take a moment and worship with my mouth once more. But only for a moment, before I slipped my cock into her cunt. As I fucked her, I teased her asshole with my thumb, eventually pushing it all the way in. That got a very favorable response. I continued fucking her ass with my thumb until she asked for more. I slipped my thumb out and replaced it with a finger. I added another and started rubbing my cock which was still in her pussy.
In time I slipped my fingers from her ass and replaced them with my cock, eventually coming deep in her ass.
“You’re not finished yet,” she said when I pulled out of her ass. Silly girl. I had no intention of being finished with her yet. She flipped onto her back and grabbed the Hitachi. I lubed up a couple fingers and slipped them into her pussy. Two, three, four. In to my thumb, then all the way out, twisting all the while, stretching her and opening her for what was about to happen.
I added more lube, tucked in my thumb and slowly pushed the rest of my hand into her. I love that point the first time my hand is going into her, when the base of the thumb clears and my whole hand gets sucked in.
I fisted her and, as usually happens, started playing with her asshole. I soon had 2 fingers in her ass in addition to the hand in her pussy. The fingers in her ass, palm facing up (and toward my other hand), let me rub the hand in her pussy. That was mind blowing. I spread the fingers in her ass so that I had one on either side of my other hand.
Soon I was pounding her with my hand: pulling all the way out before thrusting it back in. The whole time with those fingers in her ass, feeling every move of my other hand. Then, with a little rearranging of my hand, I started rubbing her gspot with a couple knuckles. Between the Hitachi on her clit, my hand in her cunt, and my fingers in her ass, she was soon trashing and bucking and screaming through her orgasm.
She’d finally had enough, and we soon had fallen asleep in each other’s arms.
I Was Sleeping …
Posted on July 27, 2011I woke as she came into the bedroom to join me for the night. She slipped off her PJs before climbing into the bed, which is generally an indication that she is looking for sex. How could I refuse? We kissed for a bit, caressing and groping each other. I was rock hard by the time her hand found its way to my crotch.
“Mmm,” was all she said before moving down to take my cock in her mouth. She quickly had me moaning from what her mouth was doing to me. She sucked me and handled my balls, squeezing and pulling, driving me wild.
After a time she sat up on her knees, and swung a leg over me. She grasped my cock and positioned her pussy over it. She used her weight to force my cock into her and proceeded to rock and grind, making me arch to try to force my way deeper into her. She moved off her knees and onto her feet, leaning back to steady herself with her hands on the bed. Now she had even more control and raised and lowered herself over the entire length of my shaft. It was exquisite.
“Now it’s your turn to work,” she said before letting herself flop backwards onto the bed.
She lay on her back, legs splayed. I knelt before her. Moving between her legs, I slid my cock into her pussy. We fucked. Slow, fast, gentle, hard. I grabbed her breasts, one in each hand, the way rope would: close to her chest and encircling each as much as possible. They’re so wonderfully ample that I can’t get my hands anywhere near completely around them. I squeezed. Hard. I leaned down to give each nipple a brief suck and tug with my teeth. I shifted my grip to place a hand on the front of each breast and squeezed again. She moaned. I moved my hands away but she grabbed my wrists and placed my hands back where they were. “Ok,” I thought, “I can have fun with this.”
As I continued to fuck her, I squeezed and kneaded her breasts. I put weight on them & on her chest, crushing her into the bed. I grabbed them roughly, puling on them: not the nipples but rather a full handed grab. I used her tits as handles to pull her towards me as I pounded into her cunt. I could feel my orgasm slowly building, peaking slightly and falling off. Then peaking a bit higher, then higher until it washed over me with an intensity that I don’t recall feeling for a long time, if ever. I let out a primal, incoherent noise as I came, emptying into her. I really don’t remember ever having that intense and completely ecstatic of an orgasm before.
I continued my rutting as wave after wave of pleasure flowed through me and out my cock. Finally spent, I slipped wetly from her and collapsed on the bed.
We cuddled and talked. As we did, my hands wandered over her gently. She lay next to me on her stomach and my hands found their way to her ass. My fingers idly slipped between her ass cheeks which were slick with our mingled juices. I massaged her asshole with a fingertip, before moving further and slipping a finger into her cunt.
As I explored her with my finger she shifted to spread her legs for me, while half heartedly protesting that I should sleep. Too late for that. And I had had such a wonderful orgasm, I felt compelled to ensure that she was adequately rewarded.
I tossed back the sheets and she rolled onto her back, legs wide. I settled into my favorite place of all, and kissed her deeply. Licking her clit, I began fingering her: rubbing and probing her gspot. I could feel her pussy grabbing my finger and I added a second. Then a third and a fourth in quick succession. She was so aroused and relaxed that in no time I had my whole hand in her. My tongue on her clit made way for the Magic Wand.
I fucked her with my hand, pounding into her. Going slowly when she needed me to. Being brutal when she needed that. As is usually the case, my now hard (again) cock found its way into her ass and I started assfucking her while continuing to fistfuck her cunt.
Soon she came, arching and bucking. My cock left her ass but I continued fucking her with my hand until her eruption subsided and we both lay there, exhausted and satisfied.
True story.
[This has been featured on Fleshbot. They seem to like the dirty, sexy stories.]
“That Looks Like Fun”
Posted on July 02, 2011
That’s what the Viking said when I showed him this picture. I wanted to know if I had used it here before so I asked if he recognized it.
“I don’t know, but that looks like fun,” he said.
He’s right. He often is.
I swear. True story.
Over the Edge
Posted on January 03, 2011
I recently came whilst thinking of this photo. Except for her yucky fake nails everything in this photo looks great.
While I’ve had plenty of experiences with something in my pussy whilst something is in my ass (great orgasms), I’ve only had one actual double penetration with two cocks experience.
A lot of the reason I’ve not done it again is because of the guys. Guys are squeamish about other penises in the room. I’ve heard guys talk about double penetrating a woman only if there could be some sort of barrier so they didn’t have to look at each other, as if looking at each other while their cocks were in the same woman would be “too gay.” How much more of a heterosexual sex act can it be than to have a man’s penis inside a woman’s vagina and ass?
I’m of the opinion that whatever anyone wants to do provided consenting adults are involved is fine. But it can be difficult to find two consenting adult men who are willing to fuck me simultaneously. That’s ok; I don’t plan on dying anytime soon so I have time to fulfill all of my fantasies.
In the mean time, thinking of this photo will continue to put me over the edge.
I swear. True story.
Opposable Thumbs
Posted on September 16, 2010
We’ve developed opposable thumbs, which have given us all sorts of biological advantages. One of them is the ability to penetrate the anus whilst fucking the pussy.
Sure any of the other four fingers can easily penetrate the anal opening under similar circumstances, but the thumb is uniquely positioned to really get in there without the other fingers in the way. We’ve all had a finger or two in an ass or a pussy and lamented having to bend those unused fingers back just to get in deep enough to give him or her the pleasure you know you can if only you can get in deep enough. Well, the thumb has no such problems.
The thumb’s problem is that it’s not long enough. But that’s minor, and some people have longer thumbs than others.
And there are of course toys. Many, many toys are made for the ass. Just be sure they’re flared at the base since the ass is a lot longer than one would think. Of course you’ve heard the horror stories about things that have gotten “lost” in asses that required medical intervention to be removed. Also, glass jars should not be placed in the ass. There are glass anal sex toys which feel very good, but they’ve been properly treated so they don’t break easily.
I swear. True story.
Double Penetration, Please
Posted on September 08, 2010
I’ve had this photo for quite a while. Every time I look at it I get that fun and familiar feeling in my pussy. And ass, of course.
This just looks like fun, and I know from my limited experience that it is fun. Regularly I do a modified version of this, with toys. A very fun activity when I’m all alone it putting the njoy Eleven in my pussy (I’ve yet to get the nerve to put either end in my ass.) and the small end of the njoy Pure Wand in my ass. I do this while the Magic Wand is on my clit. Yes, this does make me come very hard.
So every time I see this picture, it makes me think of the fun I could have with a cock in each of my holes. I will most definitely do this again, only I won’t have the long fake nails. Also, there will probably be more body hair involved. Possibly also more melanin, just not on my part since I wear sunscreen with SPF 70 on a daily basis.
Double penetration, please. In my ass and in my pussy. Something in my mouth at the same time might be nice, but I wouldn’t want to request that without knowing whether I like it. I like a cock in my pussy and another cock in my mouth; that I find particularly pleasurable. Perhaps I’d like another cock involved in that scenario. But I don’t want to make any promises.
I swear. True story.
