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Comment on It’s Just a Tuesday by Harry Canarri

Harry Canarri — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:49:47 +0000

“Delicious.” “She liked that they were so gross.” Better to be a spermaholic than a jizzophobe I suppose. Sounds like the kind of “laidee” one would have no desire to actually fuck, but could easily find themselves masturbating in unison with.
Yes, I do realize that a woman should not be criticized for acting upon her first nature, and I do realize my interpretation of her character does coincide with some fantastic notion on my part; that “nasty” heart does not have her name on the back of it — it’s prolly her fave position — not nasty at all.

Comment on Drawer O’ Sex by True Sex Stories: The Day Of Fuck (Cock No. 1) | Fleshbot

True Sex Stories: The Day Of Fuck (Cock No. 1) | Fleshbot — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:28:26 +0000

[...] The Wedge and the Ramp have found a place in the bedroom. They can’t fit in the drawer o’ sex, but they fit nicely next to the dresser in which the drawer o’ sex is located. And [...]

Comment on The Day of Fuck (Cock No. 4) by True Sex Stories: The Day Of Fuck (Epilogue) | Fleshbot

True Sex Stories: The Day Of Fuck (Epilogue) | Fleshbot — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:27:43 +0000

[...] [Continued from "The Day of Fuck (Cock No. 4)."] [...]

Comment on Thanksgiving (Part 1) by True Sex Stories: Bed For Four (Part 2) | Fleshbot

True Sex Stories: Bed For Four (Part 2) | Fleshbot — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:24:03 +0000

[...] It’s always good when there aren’t huge discrepancies amongst the naked bodies. I had a foursome that I would not qualify as a success, partially because the guys’ cocks were of vastly [...]

Comment on Best. Day. Ever. (Part 1) by True Sex Stories: Best. Day. Ever. (Part 2) | Fleshbot

True Sex Stories: Best. Day. Ever. (Part 2) | Fleshbot — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:18:02 +0000

[...] [Continued from "Best. Day. Ever. (Part 1)."] [...]

Comment on You’re Not Finished Yet by We’d Already Fucked | Fleshbot

We’d Already Fucked | Fleshbot — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:52:34 +0000

[...] had been watching some tv and reading some sexy stories. I had read, again and again, the stories the Viking wrote about the very fucking we had had and they still turned me [...]

Comment on Where the Fuck Have I Been? by ShazamChi

ShazamChi — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:23:05 +0000

I refuse to bow to “getting old in general,” dammit. I feel like I’ve only recently realized and accepted myself as a dirty pervert and I’m not ready to give that up yet. I’m definitely not crying for help, subliminally or otherwise, and I can and do assess folks beyond their sexual value. I’ll not shift my consciousness, and I don’t see why you should either. Sex IS great and transcendent and to base one’s existence around that really is ok. There’s no eternal life so we might as well find nirvana here on earth through our genitals.

Comment on Where the Fuck Have I Been? by Harry Canarri

Harry Canarri — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 07:23:30 +0000

Rest period? Uninspired, or perhaps peacefully contented? Just plain getting old in general? Hmmmmm. Maybe this is a subliminal cry for help; try assessing people beyond their potential sexual value. And if you do successfully shift your consciousness, let me in on your ingenious methodology — for I’ve been exhibiting the same symptoms ever since I “realized” my cock was the center of the universe — but only the multiverse was worthy (Damn those opportunistic, undersexed theoretical physicists!).

Comment on Photo Lotto 26 by atheistgirl

atheistgirl — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 01:47:24 +0000

Hide and seek.

Comment on Photo Lotto 26 by weird

weird — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:20:43 +0000

that is a bush indeed, and i cannot help but wonder what is going on with whatever is covered by that grey tarp off to the right.