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[Here's a story from a guest writer.  You're welcome to submit a sexy story if you'd like.  Email shazamsf@sbcglobal.net.]

The phone call came at 11:05 pm on tax day. Of course I had waited until the last minute to file my taxes, and in the haste I forgot to sign the return. “Has to be postmarked by midnight,” my accountant said. “My assistant is making one last run to the post office. Get here ASAP and sign them.”

“FUCK. I don’t want to go fucking driving now; I’m half-asleep.”

“Will you just sign my name? Write it lefty …. Hello? Hello? You there?”

Not a good idea to ask your accountant to forge your signature. She hung up. I threw on some jeans and left my hair the way it was.

By the time I got to her office, the bottle had been popped and everyone was looking a little “above the weather” from the champagne. Another tax season over!

“You’re the last one, ya freakin’ slowpoke,” she grinned. ”Sign these bad boys and have a drink.”

Well, ok; I didn’t want to be rude in a room full of women. Her three assistants choked down their champagne like shooters and split for the parking lot, each with a hand truck full of returns.

“Shouldn’t I help them load the …?”

She interrupted me with a big hug. She no doubt needed to be held after having no physical contact working 15-hour days over the last two months. “Well, this is nice,” she said, her arms around my neck and my arms around her waist.

She started to unwind the hug and said in a blush, “Oh, boy. You smell really good.”

Not cologne though. I have a great natural smell. I know it. It turns me on. It certainly wasn’t my hair, but who knows what things turn a woman on.

Her nipples popped out so they were noticeable; I looked right at them. She saw me looking and swallowed hard. I moved in as if for a kiss but stopped just to get close and to see her reaction. She smiled, gave my upper lip a peck, and licked my lips quickly while looking me in the eye. Now she had me; the taste of her saliva made me swell a little. Swelling in tight jeans makes things interesting very quickly.

One rule I’ve adopted: “If she can’t kiss well, she’s going suck in bed.” And I don’t mean oral sex-wise either. I’m talking no sense of being present and being in the moment.

We kissed slowly and gently. I brushed the backs of my fingers over her blouse right across her right nipple, and she let out a big sigh. Touching her there triggered a deep throb in a very special place. The kissing was really hot, and by now all I could think about was how far I could get my tongue and fingers up inside her. She swung the door to her office closed.

Now I had both hands going on her blouse and she was breathing pretty heavily. She grabbed at my crotch and began grinding her hand on me aggressively. Squeezing all of my cock and balls that she could grab through my jeans. The pushing and squeezing was hot, literally. The friction on my now throbbing cock became very intense from rubbing it against the rough denim of my jeans. Did I mention I was commando? Nothing like my solid cock trapped in tight jeans against the denim.

I had one hand tweeking a nipple and the other gabbing at her pussy. She was panting. I decided it was time for her to cool down – in the time it’d take me to take off her clothes.

Naturally, I had to kiss her belly right near her hip and touch her clit area lightly through her slacks as if I was tapping to a song. The staccato was just a foreshadowing of what I was going to do to her with my face. I admired the quality of the fabric of her pants.

Her pussy area was hot. I was salivating. I undid her belt and pulled her pants and thong down to her ankles. I reached my right hand between her legs and pulled her pussy to my face by cupping her ass. Her pussy was a come-y mess. My sense of manners meant I had to clean up; I was responsible for it after all.

I nuzzled my nose on her clit, which was protruding nicely. The stringy come made webs between my face and her gorgeous, perfectly waxed pussy. I submersed my whole face in her wonderfulness. There was come all over my face, hanging off my chin, and up my nose.

I stood up ….

[To be continued.]

[Continued from "Jade's Vacation (Part 4)."]

At first Jade was just taking. She was on her hands and knees with Teal licking between her thighs. She felt Teal’s fingers on her hard nipples and she felt her squeezing her tits, too. Jade loved having her tits kneaded and having her pussy licked at the same time; the combination always made her gush quickly. Now with a woman doing it, she couldn’t even breathe. She gasped and groaned as her pussy sprinkled gold. She was in a lust frenzy as she panted for her orgasm to overflow.

“AAAAAHHHHH,” she howled as Teal pushed a dainty fingertip into her snug anal accordion. She bucked wildly as the fingertip found its way inside her opening and began throbbing to the same tempo her cunt was getting tongue fucked.

The orgasm was so wet Teal nearly drowned as she guzzled hungrily. She flattened her tongue out and pressed Jade’s clit firmly as she vibrated her mouth on the heated button. More come gushed from Jade and she dipped her head down and buried her screams into Teal’s parted slot.

Teal’s clit was engorged; it was protruding and thick like one of Jade’s nipples. Jade began sucking it, nursing it, mouthing it, like it was a little cock. Bobbing her head up and down and feverishly licking and lapping and reaching inside Teal’s fuck tunnel, Jade gathered more of her come and reached deep to feel the cushion of Teal’s aching G spot.

As Jade polished the cushion inside Teal, she felt the convulsion coming in her body. Teal was writhing wildly now, squirming and nearly bouncing Jade off of the top of her. Jade grinned wickedly as she watched in the mirror. She saw the effect she was having on Teal by using her pussy this way, saw Jason’s hard meat being pumped by his strong hands, and saw her own come soaking Teal’s face and tits.

“AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DAMN. FUCK, I LOVE TO COME!” she growled wickedly as if the virgin Jade had just been posessed by some cock- and cunt-hungry demon.

Jason grinned at that sound and rose up behind Jade and pressed his aching cock into the snug wetness of her simmering cunt. He felt Teal begin to lap his balls and tease his asshole too as she guzzled the frothing jizz from Jade.

As his load spewed inside Jade, Teal released her last orgasm into Jade’s hungry mouth. Jade delved Teal’s ass with her tongue and lapped every drop of the woman’s cum from her thighs. She released more of her own honey onto Jason’s prick and into Teal’s lips. She shivered and ached as she felt them both begin to subside from their aggressive actions.

As she glanced at her two spent lovers, Jade felt the tingling ache between her legs begin to burn like fire. She knew she needed more.  She wanted more.  She had to have more

.

As Jade stepped out onto the balcony she quickly looked down below for the other couple. To her pleasure they were there sitting nude and inviting. Jade reached into her frothing slit and gathered some of her blended sauce and let it drizzle down from her fingers onto the man’s nude cock below.

As he looked up and smiled, the woman leaned over and licked it off of his perking cock. Jade smiled as she saw the woman motion for her to join them.

“I will be back in a couple hours, guys,” she chirped as she slipped through the doorway toward the stairs.

“Teal, Jason loves to have his ass played with when you are sucking his cock,” she advised as she watched the puzzled look appear on Jason’s face. “And Jason, if you come in Teal anywhere … don’t let her clean up.  I will get it when I get back,” she continued as she cupped her fingers over her seeping slot to keep the rest of her treasured gathering inside until the other couple had a chance to sample it.

[That's the end.  This Jade chick seems pretty fun.]

[Continued from "Jade's Vacation (Part 3)."]

“We were fucking and I guess he wasn’t done … I might need to go take care of that now,” she continued as she noticed how the whole bed was visible from where Teal was standing.

“Call him out again, Jade, ” Teal teased.

“Jason, come here for a moment,” Jade asked as she saw him peeking around the doorway at the two women.

“It’s ok, Jason, we know your cock is hard and just want to see it up close,” Teal tormented with a wicked grin on her full, kissable lips.

Jason shivered and then let the towel fall to the floor. He slipped his fingers around the thick shaft of his cock and walked toward the two women as they both swallowed the plum of his prick with their eyes.

Jade and Jason went back inside the suite and began an instant replay of their earlier events. Teal was standing by the railing and could see Jade begin sucking Jason’s huge, hard cock again. She reached between her tan thighs and began rubbing the button of her lady place as she watched Jade’s mouth working Jason’s cock.

Jade watched in the mirror as Teal shivered outside the glass door. Watching a woman finger fuck herself while that woman watched her suck her husband’s cock was almost more than she should stand. She felt the honey dripping from her cunt as she sucked … as she watched Teal’s tan tits jiggle up and down from the motion of her arm and fingers.

Jason reached behind Jade and lifted her shapely fuckable ass up over his hungry mouth. The instant his tongue entered her smooth shaved slot, she gushed some of her swelling orgasm. The nectar drizzled down over his chin and onto his tan chest.

“Oh fuck,” Teal moaned as she watched the liquid soak onto his skin. “I want to suck that cunt so fucking bad,” she moaned out loud as she fingered deeper into her wetness. She moaned and shivered and pressed her nude tits against the glass of the suite. She panted with lust as she watched the round fuckable curve of Jade’s ass swaying over Jason’s mouth.

Jason could feel Jade’s intensity, her need. He could see Teal against the glass and wanted to service both of the women … but more than anything he wanted to see his hot wife with another woman.

As Jason moved a bit to the side where Teal could see his face, he motioned to her and pointed at the smooth nudity of Jade’s seeping slot. Teal didn’t need more of an offer. She slipped through the open doorway and knelt behind Jade’s smooth, round ass. Jason put his fingers into Jade’s cunt and offered them to Teal. She sucked them like four hard cocks and panted for more. Jason reached inside Jade again and gathered more of her honey and offered it again. This time Teal smeared the slick wetness on her jutting nipples and perked forward for Jason to suck the honey off of them.

Teal moaned softly as Jason sucked her tits, mouthing them gently but hungrily. Jade turned slightly and watched out of the corner of her eye as she kept sucking Jason’s throbbing prick. Jade was so turned on watching Jason suck the woman, watching him reach between her own trembling legs, watching him pull out his wet fingers and then reach down to her sucking lips and offer the sloshing wetness.

“Oh fuck me, Jason,” Jade moaned as she glutted on his fingers and slurped her pussy’s sauce from each of them. She was ready. Teal was ready. Jason was more than ready.

Jason moved over on the bed and Teal splayed her sexy thighs wide under the eyes of Jade. She began finger fucking herself again and reached for Jade to straddle her mouth. Jade didn’t wait any longer and swooped her naked bare cunt down over Teal’s mouth and slowly felt Teal open her lips and begin her tempting tongue lashing.

[To be continued.]

[Continued from "Jade's Vacation (Part 2)."]

“Um, did you like what you saw?” she managed as she turned slightly to get Teal’s eyes out of her swollen pussy.

“Oh fuck yes, I finger fucked myself and came in just a few seconds,” she grinned wickedly as she pointed at the shimmering wetness on her thighs and knees.

“His dick made me almost pee myself, and watching you ride it and those big suckable tits of yours … mmmmmm, I may need to finger fuck again now,” she bragged as she wiggled her tight ass playfully.

“Nice,” Jade replied as she looked down at Teal’s perky breasts and then down at her smooth, slick pussy. Jade felt her pussy tingle as she looked at the peeking clit that was jutting from the woman’s slot.

“Where is your man?” Jade asked as she leaned on the railing with her forearm and let her right nipple brush against Teal’s shoulder “accidentally.”

“Mmmmmm. Damn your tits are nice,” Teal moaned as she softly touched Jades erect nipple with her trembling finger.

For an instant the two women stood there enjoying the moment. Both of them felt sensual reactions deep inside themselves. Both of them were aroused and wanting to explore.

As Jade came back to reality and moved slightly away, but not too far, from Teal’s finger tips, Teal replied to her question.

“Oh, Anthony is sleeping at the moment,” she said as she nodded toward the suite. “He fucks for hours and then he sleeps for hours,” she laughed as she shrugged her shoulders nonchalantly.

“Do you want to meet him? I will wake him, he would love to see those tits of yours, as well as the rest of you. He will be telling me he wants to fuck you after I lick your cunt,” she chirped boldly as she watched Jade begin blushing again.

“Oh no, please don’t wake him until I am dressed and Jason and I can be properly introduced. I am not interested in fucking anyone else and I am not into women either.  I would appreciate avoiding those kind of comments in the future,” Jade scolded as she felt her nipples become increasingly erect. She crossed her arms to emphasize the point and watched as Teal grinned and nodded her head.

Jason felt his cock flex with pleasure as he watched Jade talking with the young woman. The two women, nude and looking at each other, was an instant hard on for Jason. Seeing the woman touch Jade on the breast made his dick leak new precome.  He began to fantasize about the woman leaning and sicking Jade’s nipples while Jade fingered the woman’s simmering slot.

As they seemed to end the conversation, Jason stepped to the doorway with his raging hard cock still hidden from view. He peeked out shyly and spoke.

“Hi ladies,” he said as he allowed his eyes to explore the young woman talking to his wife.

Jason could see how hard Jade’s nipples were so he knew she was either cold or turned on. Since it was in the 80s out, he knew it was the latter.

“Hi Jas’.  Come out and meet Teal, our neighbor,” Jade invited with a flirty grin.

“Um, hi, Teal,” he replied as he tried to cover his bone with a towel in some way to appear composed.

Jason bent his dick down and pulled the towel tightly around his hips so it was not visible. He stepped to the door and stopped at the opening to avoid walking and losing his composure.

“Come here, silly, and say hi,” Jade teased since she had not noticed the problem Jason was trying to conceal.

“Um, I am not dressed to be outside,” he said as he moved back into the suite, just as the towel slipped and his huge cock swung back up and slapped him on the stomach.

“That is sure not like him; you and I are out here naked and he is shy,” Jade jabbered as she glanced at Teal’s lusty expression.

“His cock is hard, Jade,” she whispered as she nodded toward the window and the mirror behind him in the room.

Jade looked and then saw his reflection and his huge bone sticking up in his fingers.

“Oh damn,” she gulped as she smiled proudly and watched Teal licking her lips.

[To be continued ….]

[Continued from "Jade's Vacation (Part 1)."]

Jason stepped into the shower as Jade caught her breath. She walked out onto the balcony to see what the couple below was doing now. As she looked down she saw the man doing the woman doggy style. His huge dick was pistoning her cunt like a robot using lubricated holes for fucking.

Jade moaned softly and touched the sensitive button of her swollen clit. As she moved her finger inside, she flinched a bit and felt another orgasm start out of her.

She glanced back in the room and could see the bathroom door was closed, and by the shadow under the doorway it was going to be awhile.

She opened her freshly fucked thighs wider and began hunching her finger tip as she watched the lovers below.

As the couple were fucking, the man looked up and saw the swollen pale orbs of Jades big tits swaying over the railing. His eyes sucked on Jade’s cock-shaped nipples and his cock began to vibrate in the woman’s pussy.

The blond looked up too and moaned to her lover, “I wish I was licking her pussy while you fucked her in the ass.”

The woman gushed as she felt his spewing reaction to her suggestion. She bucked wildly and growled as he continued to slam her cunt.

“Fuck that pretty slut’s nice round ass baby … fuck her like a bitch and make her beg for more,” the woman goaded as the hot lava of her lover spurted up over her ass onto her tan lower back.

“Awwwwwwwwww” he moaned as he shot jizz onto her shimmering skin.

Jade heard the couple coming and felt her own orgasm gush from her fingering slot. She bit her lip as she listened to the vulgar comment from the woman and realized it was intended for her.

Jade couldn’t move from where she stood exposed to the couple below. Her pussy felt so good and the orgasms were continuing.

“Fuck my pussy. No, fuck my hot cunt,” she whispered softly as she squeezed her thighs in undulating pleasure and drizzled her sauce down both of her trembling thighs.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” she moaned as she pushed more of her liquor out and down her legs. This was the first time in her life she had come like that. “So wet, so nasty. So slutty. My cunt, yes, it is a cunt right now, not a pussy or anything proper, it is a hot, wet, fuckable cunt,” she thought to herself as she tried to stop finger fucking before Jason heard her.

Jade blushed as she saw some of her drizzle leak down from the railing onto the upturned bodies below her. She saw the wetness appear on the man’s shoulder. She saw the woman look at it and up at her soaked slot. Jade moaned softly as she watched the woman lean and lick the cunt splash off of the man’s shoulder and then lick her lips as if to say she wanted more.

“Oh fuck, that is so nasty and so sexy too,” she whispered out loud as she imagined the woman kneeling between her legs and sucking her slot.

“Stop it Jade. You are thinking like a whore,” she told herself as she turned only to find the electric eyes of a slender tan woman standing on the balcony of the adjacent suite.

The woman was younger, long brown hair, just a bit longer than Jade’s black hair. Her breasts were nicely shaped about a B cup with very aroused pink-brown nipples. She looked like she was just over five feet tall, which was a few inches shorter than Jade. Her pussy was wickedly bald and was obviously aroused as it was shimmering at the seam and down both of the woman’s thighs too.

“You were gorgeous as you came,” the woman moaned as she stepped to the railing between the two suites.

“I came just watching you,” she continued as she extended a small hand to greet Jade.

“I am Teal, like the color,” she continued as she looked boldly at the naked pale fullness of Jade’s non-tan breast flesh.

“Damn, I wish I had breasts like that, and a ass like that too,” Teal commented as she shrugged her own perky tits for Jade’s eyes and then turned and watched Jade examine the sculpted round of her bottom

.

“Um, thanks. I am Jade … like the gem. I saw the couple down there and I … well, my husband I just finished, and I,” she stammered as she felt Teal looking at her seeping slot with a curious intensity.

“Oh I know. They are the Vincents, they fuck for hours every day and I have masturbated so much watching them, I almost feel I have fucked them both,” Teal offered to ease the tension.

“Your man is hot too,” Teal continued. “I heard you guys earlier and came out to see who my new neighbors were. I peeked in and saw that lovely cock of his as you two were fucking,” She confessed softly, her eyes still running down the seam of Jades bald fuck place.

“You watched us fucking?” Jade blurted quietly as she felt her face turning red at the idea.

“Sorry. Yes, kinda, in the mirror there,” Teal replied as she also blushed at Jade’s reaction.

Jade felt the color subside as she suddenly felt a surge of pleasure at the idea of some strange woman watching her husband pumping her with his beautiful cock.

[To be continued.  Pretty hot, eh?]

[Another story about Jade from a very nice guest writer.]

Jason and Jade arrived at the resort late in the afternoon. The sun-bleached rounded domes of the suites looked like pale cocks sticking up into the sky.

Jade was unaware of the fact that the resort catered to adults in an “open” lifestyle. She thought it was just a place where the beaches allowed some nudity and that kids didn’t come along. She was looking forward to the quiet luxury of sunning sans her top and getting massages and spending naughty evenings alone with Jason in their suite.

Jason grinned as he glanced down below their suite at the nude blond woman with a bald pussy laying on the patio. Her legs were open and drawn up as a dark skinned man with a huge cock was kneeling between them, licking her smooth slot. Jason felt his cock tingle as he put his finger to his lips and called Jade over to see the event.

“Oh shit,” she moaned as she felt herself turn red and quickly looked away.

“We have perverts right below us, Jason.  We should change rooms,” she said as she felt her nipples become erect in her shear blouse.

“Relax babe, people do that when the kids aren’t around,” Jason soothed as he felt his hard cock throbbing for Jade’s wet slot.

“Well maybe, but I sure don’t need to watch them,” she pouted as she scurried into the bathroom to change into her swim suit. 

Jason smiled and secretly hoped this couple of weeks would help bring the sex kitten in Jade out into the open. He often observed both men an women undressing his sexy wife with their eyes and he wanted Jade to feel the passion too.

As he slipped from his slacks and reached for his trunks, he rubbed his bone hard dick with his fingers. It felt so good to feel hard and want to fuck. He stepped back out on the patio and glanced down at the couple below. As he stood there stroking his cock, the woman glanced up and smiled and licked her lips. She said something to the man and he looked up from licking her pussy and nodded too. As the woman smiled she lifted her huge tan tits and offered them to Jason to come down and shoot his come on.

Jason smiled and stepped back into the suite just as Jade was coming out of the bathroom. Her top was off and her heavy suckable tit mountains were shimmering with suntan oil. She glanced at his eyes for a moment and then down at his angry cock.

“Hmmm, is that because of them?” She quizzed with that familiar pout on her cock-sucking lips.

“No babe, not completely. I was thinking of doing what they were doing with you, with them looking down and seeing your big sexy tits bouncing up and down,” he replied quickly as his cock bounced for attention.

“Hmm. I like the idea of us doing that, but not of anyone watching. No one wants to see me naked with you licking between my legs. That woman might like your big dick though,” she teased as she slipped from her swimsuit bottom and sat back on the king sized bed.

She opened her sculpted thighs and shimmered a welcome to Jason to enter her snug wet love slot. She was soaking wet from seeing the couple, but she would never tell Jason it was not all because of his lovely cock.

As Jade moved her smooth slot up and down on Jason’s cock, they watched each other in the mirror of the suite.

Jason was amazed at how Jade would get when she watched herself fuck, or even suck for that matter. It was like she was watching someone else. Or like someone else was watching her and she was performing for her.

He had asked her about it on occasion and she had resisted saying anything other than that she loved watching him fuck her mouth or cunt and that she didn’t think anything about anyone else.

As Jade was riding Jason, she saw the woman from below in her mind. She imagined she was her and that she was riding the huge dark cock of the man that she had seen licking the woman’s pussy.

Jade closed her eyes to make the other couple go away as she felt her orgasm begin to build. She felt like screaming vulgar fuck chants like the sluts in porn movies. She wanted to just go crazy and order Jason to fuck the piss out of her, but what would he think of his proper wife if she started acting like a crazed nympho?

As Jade felt her come begin, she pressed her tummy hard and let the spasms vibrate inside her as she felt Jason shoot his hot splash of sauce into her. She bucked hard and managed to moan a ladylike, “Baby, I am coming, mmmmm,” as she rose high and slipped off his cock.

As she started back down on him, his cock missed her slot and nudged her snug butt pucker then ricocheted off and spurted hot frothing spurts of jizz up over her full round ass.

Jade loved come spurting on her ass. She loved how the cream looked on her tan thighs and the fuckable loaves of her ass. Jason was always saying her ass was made for ass fucking and that someday he would love to see her ass impaled on a big hard dick.

She had made sure he knew she was not into that kind of perversion, but she did touch there sometimes when masturbating and imagined some huge black dick being forced up her ass and making her beg for more.

[Obviously this Jade chick is a tad uptight.  Let's hope she loosens up on her vacation.  To be continued ….]

[Continued from "First Date (Part 5)" from guest writer Dick Cramden.]

Enough of the torture.  Of you and of me.  It was time.  I changed my tempo slightly and soon you were coming, bucking hard against my hands and face.  Your head twisted from side to side.  Your feet slid off my arms as your legs stiffened, and I could see you pulling at the scarves that fastened you to the bed.

With a slow steady pace of my tongue, I tried to extend your orgasm as long as I could, without allowing your clit to be overcome with sensitivity.

My fingers left you.  My lips left you.  My tongue left you.  And you writhed just a little, catching your breath.

You felt me leave.  For a moment.  A long moment.

When I returned you could feel me over you.

“I want you inside me,” you said.

“Ask nicely,” I said.

“Please, I want you inside me.”

My cock slid all the way in one quick stroke, deep into your pussy.  You gasped, and I kissed you.  Our bodies slid around, slick from the massage oil, only adding to the pleasure.  Try as I might to keep a slow pace, to enjoy the sensation of entering and leaving your pussy with every nerve ending on my cock, I could not.  Instead of the tender slow love making I had fantasized for that night, we were fucking each other with wild abandon.

Suddenly I stopped.

I moved around the bed.

You were panting a little.  Your mouth was open.  And inviting.  I put my cock there and you took it in.  You sucked on my hard cock as I untied the scarves from the bed frame. Free from the restraints, you rolled to one side, took the shaft of my cock in one hand and stroked it as your mouth moved down and up on me.  It was my turn to with pleasure.  I asked you how you liked your taste on my cock, but you didn’t stop to answer. Your other hand gently grabbed my balls and gave them a squeeze.

I pushed myself away from you, and moved behind you.

I lifted you up onto your knees, and pushed your body forward.  With my finger I found your clit again and pleasured it a bit more.

You stretched out your arms and lower body until your breasts and head were flat on the bed and your arms dangling off the edge.  Your ass was raised in the air.  I pushed your legs close together, and then I slid into you.  I held your ass and pumped into you as you moaned with pleasure.

I reached down and grabbed your shoulders to pull you up.  I slid out of you and spread your legs, wide.

You were erect in posture, except for your bent knees.  I slid my knees beneath you and entered you, and you leaned back against me. I pulled off the scarf that was blindfolding you, and you suddenly saw that we were facing a the mirrored double doors of the hotel room’s closet.  You could watch as my cock slid in and out of you.

“I love pleasing you,” I whispered into your ear.

My hands reached around you and grab onto your tits.  In order to keep my balance, I thrust up harder into you.

I could see your eyes roll back in pleasure.

“I am going to come,” I said.

You slid off me, and stroked me from between your legs, and I came.  I came a lot.  And we collapsed into each others’ arms and fell onto the bed, heads on the pillows.  We were still, at least for the moment.

[That's it!  Pretty hot, eh?]