I consider blow jobs sex.  (Insert cliched Bill Clinton reference here.)  I consider pussy licking sex.  I consider mutual masturbation sex.

There are two guys n recent memory whom I’ve not fucked, but whom I’ve had sex.  One I’ve been with twice.  The first time I tossed a couple of condoms his way, because I always have condoms.  I jokingly said, “I guess that’s presumptive of me,” to which he didn’t respond other than to not use any condoms because his penis entered neither my pussy nor my ass.  Which is not to say we didn’t have a great time, because we absolutely did.

And that’s why we had a second time.  The second time was a lot of fun, but in a different way.  We didn’t have to do the bother of getting to know each other since we’d already fucked.  When we got back to my place after lunch we went to my room and he fucked me with my njoy Eleven.  That thing kicks ass.

I get a bit – just a bit – of the idea that he’s fascinated by my pussy that will take a lot.  Even if he isn’t, he’s fun, and goes along with the dirty things I do.

I first had sex outside when I was 16.  I was seeing a girl, Erica, about whom I’ve written in my “A Diary Entry” posts.  We fucked in a small cemetery in a field outside our work, a Round Table Pizza in Cameron Park, California.  For whatever reason, the cemetery had been fenced off, and “preserved.”  There were maybe four graves in the “cemetery.”  I can’t imagine that with all the development that must’ve occurred in that area that that cemetery hasn’t been forgotten except by the few of us who fucked there.

When I was around 20 years old, I fucked on the roof of a building and was subsequently caught by one of the building’s security guards.  The building was the Pasadena Civic Auditorium.  The Emmy Awards were held there for a while, including the year I fucked on its roof.

When I was in Bangkok for the second time, I fucked on the roof of my apartment building.  It was hot as fuck so we sought shelter in the rooftop laundry room.  It was still hot, but at least there was a breeze and a view.

I’ve been propositioned on a roof:  There’s something about the fresh air and expansive view that makes a guy want to pull out his cock.

I’ve “lost” my pants on a beach:  There’s something about the fresh air and sound of crashing waves that makes me want to expose my ass, and run to allow the sea air to tickle my clit and tease my pussy. I’ve fucked on a beach, being careful not to let sand get anywhere it could cause irritation and damage.

Right now I have someone “after” me to get it on on my roof.  He and I have fucked plenty, just not on my roof, yet.  Maybe soon ….

When I was in sixth grade I moved in with my father and his family, my sister, my step-mother, step-sister, and step-brother in Palo Cedro, California.  In our back yard was a creek in which, on at a very few occasions, us kids skinny dipped.

There’s a naughtiness to being naked outside.  Having sex outside is not only naughty, but it’s also clean, and fresh, and free.  It’s pure.  Outdoor sex is not dirty, or nasty, or rough, or wrong; it’s natural and right.

I look forward to camping with the Viking at the end of this month.

I swear.  True story.

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The phone call came at 11:05 pm on tax day. Of course I had waited until the last minute to file my taxes, and in the haste I forgot to sign the return. “Has to be postmarked by midnight,” my accountant said. “My assistant is making one last run to the post office. Get here ASAP and sign them.”

“FUCK. I don’t want to go fucking driving now; I’m half-asleep.”

“Will you just sign my name? Write it lefty …. Hello? Hello? You there?”

Not a good idea to ask your accountant to forge your signature. She hung up. I threw on some jeans and left my hair the way it was.

By the time I got to her office, the bottle had been popped and everyone was looking a little “above the weather” from the champagne. Another tax season over!

“You’re the last one, ya freakin’ slowpoke,” she grinned. ”Sign these bad boys and have a drink.”

Well, ok; I didn’t want to be rude in a room full of women. Her three assistants choked down their champagne like shooters and split for the parking lot, each with a hand truck full of returns.

“Shouldn’t I help them load the …?”

She interrupted me with a big hug. She no doubt needed to be held after having no physical contact working 15-hour days over the last two months. “Well, this is nice,” she said, her arms around my neck and my arms around her waist.

She started to unwind the hug and said in a blush, “Oh, boy. You smell really good.”

Not cologne though. I have a great natural smell. I know it. It turns me on. It certainly wasn’t my hair, but who knows what things turn a woman on.

Her nipples popped out so they were noticeable; I looked right at them. She saw me looking and swallowed hard. I moved in as if for a kiss but stopped just to get close and to see her reaction. She smiled, gave my upper lip a peck, and licked my lips quickly while looking me in the eye. Now she had me; the taste of her saliva made me swell a little. Swelling in tight jeans makes things interesting very quickly.

One rule I’ve adopted: “If she can’t kiss well, she’s going suck in bed.” And I don’t mean oral sex-wise either. I’m talking no sense of being present and being in the moment.

We kissed slowly and gently. I brushed the backs of my fingers over her blouse right across her right nipple, and she let out a big sigh. Touching her there triggered a deep throb in a very special place. The kissing was really hot, and by now all I could think about was how far I could get my tongue and fingers up inside her. She swung the door to her office closed.

Now I had both hands going on her blouse and she was breathing pretty heavily. She grabbed at my crotch and began grinding her hand on me aggressively. Squeezing all of my cock and balls that she could grab through my jeans. The pushing and squeezing was hot, literally. The friction on my now throbbing cock became very intense from rubbing it against the rough denim of my jeans. Did I mention I was commando? Nothing like my solid cock trapped in tight jeans against the denim.

I had one hand tweeking a nipple and the other gabbing at her pussy. She was panting. I decided it was time for her to cool down – in the time it’d take me to take off her clothes.

Naturally, I had to kiss her belly right near her hip and touch her clit area lightly through her slacks as if I was tapping to a song. The staccato was just a foreshadowing of what I was going to do to her with my face. I admired the quality of the fabric of her pants.

Her pussy area was hot. I was salivating. I undid her belt and pulled her pants and thong down to her ankles. I reached my right hand between her legs and pulled her pussy to my face by cupping her ass. Her pussy was a come-y mess. My sense of manners meant I had to clean up; I was responsible for it after all.

I nuzzled my nose on her clit, which was protruding nicely. The stringy come made webs between my face and her gorgeous, perfectly waxed pussy. I submersed my whole face in her wonderfulness. There was come all over my face, hanging off my chin, and up my nose.

I stood up ….

[To be continued.]

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It’s been a while since I’ve had any lady action, and even longer since I’ve had one-on-one time with a hottie.  This body would satisfy me … for a while.

I swear.  True story.

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The Brit and I chatted for a bit.  She asked if, perhaps, she could get another guy to join us, if I could host.  She had been in my place, she knew very well that I had it to myself that night.  I said I could host but I didn’t want to guarantee sex with just anyone.  She assured me the guy she had in mind was cute, that he had a big cock, and that he was a good fuck.

Mrs. Vet and her date took off.  They had been making out like teenagers and needed to continue their fun in a less public place.  That left the Vet, the Brit, and I to our own devices.

We went across the street to get some pizza.  While waiting for the food, we saw the acquaintance who had spoken at the Make-Out Room.  The Vet and I talked to her while the Brit met the new guy out front.  I had told the Vet some inside information about the acquaintance before we left my place.  I had not made it clear that the information was inside information, but I still didn’t think the Vet would tell the subject of said information that he knew the information.  Out of my earshot, though, that is exactly what the Vet did.

I was embarrassed that I looked like a gossip, especially considering the information I had was, according to the acquaintance, not accurate.  It was interesting to know that there were most definitely two sides to the story, and chances are the “truth” was somewhere in between.

We got our pizza and our foursome gathered on the sidewalk.  The Brit was right, the guy was cute.  The four of us stopped at a liquor store for provisions – vodka and soda for me, and gin and tonic for the Brit and the Irish.  The guy the Brit had join us was Irish.  Two people with sexy accents for sexy times?  Yes, please.

After some pizza and drinks the four of us made our way to my bedroom.  Then, because we all knew why we were there, we were naked and our bodies were writhing about each other.

It was a good combination of people for a foursome.  The Brit and I are both of curvy figure. Both the Vet and the Irish both had nice thick cocks.  It’s always good when there aren’t huge discrepancies amongst the naked bodies.  I had a foursome that I would not qualify as a success, partially because the guys’ cocks were of vastly different size.  I spent a lot of time in that threesome avoiding the guy with the tiny cock because I didn’t want it in me.

Not so with the Vet and the Irish.  They both had lovely cocks that I wanted in my pussy and in my mouth.  With the aid of the boxes of condoms I keep on either side of the bed, there was penis-in-vagina fucking.  There was cock sucking.  There was pussy licking.  There was watching.  The Vet likes to watch. 

When I’m in a fuck mood I can be pretty rough and like it pretty rough.  Both the Vet and the Irish throttled me whilst fucking me.  I like the feeling of getting my pussy pounded while feeling a bit lightheaded.  The Vet is often surprised he can be as rough with me as he can, but I can take a lot.

And because I can take a lot I sometimes forget that not everyone can – or wants to.  I’m a biter.  I like to bite as hard as I like to be bitten.  When I’m in the bitey mood it really is rather difficult to get me not to bite.  I left both the Brit and the Vet with bite-induced bruises.  The Brit has since told the Vet that she’d like to have another group situation so long as I promise not to bite.

Along with biting I also swallow.  I was lucky enough to get to swallow two loads of come – one from each of the gentlemen – that night.

Generally, my mouth was pretty busy.  I licked the Brit’s pussy.  I don’t get to lick enough pussy in my life.  I need to do something about that.

My mouth also found its way to the Vet’s ass when he was fucking the Brit.  That’s one of my specialties in group situations:  licking man ass while his cock is otherwise engaged.

The Brit and the Irish left, leaving the Vet and I to fuck once more before falling asleep.  The Vet left in the morning, but not until after taking Isis out.  He’s quite the gentleman.

I swear.  True story.

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At first Jade was just taking. She was on her hands and knees with Teal licking between her thighs. She felt Teal’s fingers on her hard nipples and she felt her squeezing her tits, too. Jade loved having her tits kneaded and having her pussy licked at the same time; the combination always made her gush quickly. Now with a woman doing it, she couldn’t even breathe. She gasped and groaned as her pussy sprinkled gold. She was in a lust frenzy as she panted for her orgasm to overflow.

“AAAAAHHHHH,” she howled as Teal pushed a dainty fingertip into her snug anal accordion. She bucked wildly as the fingertip found its way inside her opening and began throbbing to the same tempo her cunt was getting tongue fucked.

The orgasm was so wet Teal nearly drowned as she guzzled hungrily. She flattened her tongue out and pressed Jade’s clit firmly as she vibrated her mouth on the heated button. More come gushed from Jade and she dipped her head down and buried her screams into Teal’s parted slot.

Teal’s clit was engorged; it was protruding and thick like one of Jade’s nipples. Jade began sucking it, nursing it, mouthing it, like it was a little cock. Bobbing her head up and down and feverishly licking and lapping and reaching inside Teal’s fuck tunnel, Jade gathered more of her come and reached deep to feel the cushion of Teal’s aching G spot.

As Jade polished the cushion inside Teal, she felt the convulsion coming in her body. Teal was writhing wildly now, squirming and nearly bouncing Jade off of the top of her. Jade grinned wickedly as she watched in the mirror. She saw the effect she was having on Teal by using her pussy this way, saw Jason’s hard meat being pumped by his strong hands, and saw her own come soaking Teal’s face and tits.

“AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DAMN. FUCK, I LOVE TO COME!” she growled wickedly as if the virgin Jade had just been posessed by some cock- and cunt-hungry demon.

Jason grinned at that sound and rose up behind Jade and pressed his aching cock into the snug wetness of her simmering cunt. He felt Teal begin to lap his balls and tease his asshole too as she guzzled the frothing jizz from Jade.

As his load spewed inside Jade, Teal released her last orgasm into Jade’s hungry mouth. Jade delved Teal’s ass with her tongue and lapped every drop of the woman’s cum from her thighs. She released more of her own honey onto Jason’s prick and into Teal’s lips. She shivered and ached as she felt them both begin to subside from their aggressive actions.

As she glanced at her two spent lovers, Jade felt the tingling ache between her legs begin to burn like fire. She knew she needed more.  She wanted more.  She had to have more

.

As Jade stepped out onto the balcony she quickly looked down below for the other couple. To her pleasure they were there sitting nude and inviting. Jade reached into her frothing slit and gathered some of her blended sauce and let it drizzle down from her fingers onto the man’s nude cock below.

As he looked up and smiled, the woman leaned over and licked it off of his perking cock. Jade smiled as she saw the woman motion for her to join them.

“I will be back in a couple hours, guys,” she chirped as she slipped through the doorway toward the stairs.

“Teal, Jason loves to have his ass played with when you are sucking his cock,” she advised as she watched the puzzled look appear on Jason’s face. “And Jason, if you come in Teal anywhere … don’t let her clean up.  I will get it when I get back,” she continued as she cupped her fingers over her seeping slot to keep the rest of her treasured gathering inside until the other couple had a chance to sample it.

[That's the end.  This Jade chick seems pretty fun.]

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“We were fucking and I guess he wasn’t done … I might need to go take care of that now,” she continued as she noticed how the whole bed was visible from where Teal was standing.

“Call him out again, Jade, ” Teal teased.

“Jason, come here for a moment,” Jade asked as she saw him peeking around the doorway at the two women.

“It’s ok, Jason, we know your cock is hard and just want to see it up close,” Teal tormented with a wicked grin on her full, kissable lips.

Jason shivered and then let the towel fall to the floor. He slipped his fingers around the thick shaft of his cock and walked toward the two women as they both swallowed the plum of his prick with their eyes.

Jade and Jason went back inside the suite and began an instant replay of their earlier events. Teal was standing by the railing and could see Jade begin sucking Jason’s huge, hard cock again. She reached between her tan thighs and began rubbing the button of her lady place as she watched Jade’s mouth working Jason’s cock.

Jade watched in the mirror as Teal shivered outside the glass door. Watching a woman finger fuck herself while that woman watched her suck her husband’s cock was almost more than she should stand. She felt the honey dripping from her cunt as she sucked … as she watched Teal’s tan tits jiggle up and down from the motion of her arm and fingers.

Jason reached behind Jade and lifted her shapely fuckable ass up over his hungry mouth. The instant his tongue entered her smooth shaved slot, she gushed some of her swelling orgasm. The nectar drizzled down over his chin and onto his tan chest.

“Oh fuck,” Teal moaned as she watched the liquid soak onto his skin. “I want to suck that cunt so fucking bad,” she moaned out loud as she fingered deeper into her wetness. She moaned and shivered and pressed her nude tits against the glass of the suite. She panted with lust as she watched the round fuckable curve of Jade’s ass swaying over Jason’s mouth.

Jason could feel Jade’s intensity, her need. He could see Teal against the glass and wanted to service both of the women … but more than anything he wanted to see his hot wife with another woman.

As Jason moved a bit to the side where Teal could see his face, he motioned to her and pointed at the smooth nudity of Jade’s seeping slot. Teal didn’t need more of an offer. She slipped through the open doorway and knelt behind Jade’s smooth, round ass. Jason put his fingers into Jade’s cunt and offered them to Teal. She sucked them like four hard cocks and panted for more. Jason reached inside Jade again and gathered more of her honey and offered it again. This time Teal smeared the slick wetness on her jutting nipples and perked forward for Jason to suck the honey off of them.

Teal moaned softly as Jason sucked her tits, mouthing them gently but hungrily. Jade turned slightly and watched out of the corner of her eye as she kept sucking Jason’s throbbing prick. Jade was so turned on watching Jason suck the woman, watching him reach between her own trembling legs, watching him pull out his wet fingers and then reach down to her sucking lips and offer the sloshing wetness.

“Oh fuck me, Jason,” Jade moaned as she glutted on his fingers and slurped her pussy’s sauce from each of them. She was ready. Teal was ready. Jason was more than ready.

Jason moved over on the bed and Teal splayed her sexy thighs wide under the eyes of Jade. She began finger fucking herself again and reached for Jade to straddle her mouth. Jade didn’t wait any longer and swooped her naked bare cunt down over Teal’s mouth and slowly felt Teal open her lips and begin her tempting tongue lashing.

[To be continued.]

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I swear.  True story.

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“Um, did you like what you saw?” she managed as she turned slightly to get Teal’s eyes out of her swollen pussy.

“Oh fuck yes, I finger fucked myself and came in just a few seconds,” she grinned wickedly as she pointed at the shimmering wetness on her thighs and knees.

“His dick made me almost pee myself, and watching you ride it and those big suckable tits of yours … mmmmmm, I may need to finger fuck again now,” she bragged as she wiggled her tight ass playfully.

“Nice,” Jade replied as she looked down at Teal’s perky breasts and then down at her smooth, slick pussy. Jade felt her pussy tingle as she looked at the peeking clit that was jutting from the woman’s slot.

“Where is your man?” Jade asked as she leaned on the railing with her forearm and let her right nipple brush against Teal’s shoulder “accidentally.”

“Mmmmmm. Damn your tits are nice,” Teal moaned as she softly touched Jades erect nipple with her trembling finger.

For an instant the two women stood there enjoying the moment. Both of them felt sensual reactions deep inside themselves. Both of them were aroused and wanting to explore.

As Jade came back to reality and moved slightly away, but not too far, from Teal’s finger tips, Teal replied to her question.

“Oh, Anthony is sleeping at the moment,” she said as she nodded toward the suite. “He fucks for hours and then he sleeps for hours,” she laughed as she shrugged her shoulders nonchalantly.

“Do you want to meet him? I will wake him, he would love to see those tits of yours, as well as the rest of you. He will be telling me he wants to fuck you after I lick your cunt,” she chirped boldly as she watched Jade begin blushing again.

“Oh no, please don’t wake him until I am dressed and Jason and I can be properly introduced. I am not interested in fucking anyone else and I am not into women either.  I would appreciate avoiding those kind of comments in the future,” Jade scolded as she felt her nipples become increasingly erect. She crossed her arms to emphasize the point and watched as Teal grinned and nodded her head.

Jason felt his cock flex with pleasure as he watched Jade talking with the young woman. The two women, nude and looking at each other, was an instant hard on for Jason. Seeing the woman touch Jade on the breast made his dick leak new precome.  He began to fantasize about the woman leaning and sicking Jade’s nipples while Jade fingered the woman’s simmering slot.

As they seemed to end the conversation, Jason stepped to the doorway with his raging hard cock still hidden from view. He peeked out shyly and spoke.

“Hi ladies,” he said as he allowed his eyes to explore the young woman talking to his wife.

Jason could see how hard Jade’s nipples were so he knew she was either cold or turned on. Since it was in the 80s out, he knew it was the latter.

“Hi Jas’.  Come out and meet Teal, our neighbor,” Jade invited with a flirty grin.

“Um, hi, Teal,” he replied as he tried to cover his bone with a towel in some way to appear composed.

Jason bent his dick down and pulled the towel tightly around his hips so it was not visible. He stepped to the door and stopped at the opening to avoid walking and losing his composure.

“Come here, silly, and say hi,” Jade teased since she had not noticed the problem Jason was trying to conceal.

“Um, I am not dressed to be outside,” he said as he moved back into the suite, just as the towel slipped and his huge cock swung back up and slapped him on the stomach.

“That is sure not like him; you and I are out here naked and he is shy,” Jade jabbered as she glanced at Teal’s lusty expression.

“His cock is hard, Jade,” she whispered as she nodded toward the window and the mirror behind him in the room.

Jade looked and then saw his reflection and his huge bone sticking up in his fingers.

“Oh damn,” she gulped as she smiled proudly and watched Teal licking her lips.

[To be continued ….]

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Jason stepped into the shower as Jade caught her breath. She walked out onto the balcony to see what the couple below was doing now. As she looked down she saw the man doing the woman doggy style. His huge dick was pistoning her cunt like a robot using lubricated holes for fucking.

Jade moaned softly and touched the sensitive button of her swollen clit. As she moved her finger inside, she flinched a bit and felt another orgasm start out of her.

She glanced back in the room and could see the bathroom door was closed, and by the shadow under the doorway it was going to be awhile.

She opened her freshly fucked thighs wider and began hunching her finger tip as she watched the lovers below.

As the couple were fucking, the man looked up and saw the swollen pale orbs of Jades big tits swaying over the railing. His eyes sucked on Jade’s cock-shaped nipples and his cock began to vibrate in the woman’s pussy.

The blond looked up too and moaned to her lover, “I wish I was licking her pussy while you fucked her in the ass.”

The woman gushed as she felt his spewing reaction to her suggestion. She bucked wildly and growled as he continued to slam her cunt.

“Fuck that pretty slut’s nice round ass baby … fuck her like a bitch and make her beg for more,” the woman goaded as the hot lava of her lover spurted up over her ass onto her tan lower back.

“Awwwwwwwwww” he moaned as he shot jizz onto her shimmering skin.

Jade heard the couple coming and felt her own orgasm gush from her fingering slot. She bit her lip as she listened to the vulgar comment from the woman and realized it was intended for her.

Jade couldn’t move from where she stood exposed to the couple below. Her pussy felt so good and the orgasms were continuing.

“Fuck my pussy. No, fuck my hot cunt,” she whispered softly as she squeezed her thighs in undulating pleasure and drizzled her sauce down both of her trembling thighs.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” she moaned as she pushed more of her liquor out and down her legs. This was the first time in her life she had come like that. “So wet, so nasty. So slutty. My cunt, yes, it is a cunt right now, not a pussy or anything proper, it is a hot, wet, fuckable cunt,” she thought to herself as she tried to stop finger fucking before Jason heard her.

Jade blushed as she saw some of her drizzle leak down from the railing onto the upturned bodies below her. She saw the wetness appear on the man’s shoulder. She saw the woman look at it and up at her soaked slot. Jade moaned softly as she watched the woman lean and lick the cunt splash off of the man’s shoulder and then lick her lips as if to say she wanted more.

“Oh fuck, that is so nasty and so sexy too,” she whispered out loud as she imagined the woman kneeling between her legs and sucking her slot.

“Stop it Jade. You are thinking like a whore,” she told herself as she turned only to find the electric eyes of a slender tan woman standing on the balcony of the adjacent suite.

The woman was younger, long brown hair, just a bit longer than Jade’s black hair. Her breasts were nicely shaped about a B cup with very aroused pink-brown nipples. She looked like she was just over five feet tall, which was a few inches shorter than Jade. Her pussy was wickedly bald and was obviously aroused as it was shimmering at the seam and down both of the woman’s thighs too.

“You were gorgeous as you came,” the woman moaned as she stepped to the railing between the two suites.

“I came just watching you,” she continued as she extended a small hand to greet Jade.

“I am Teal, like the color,” she continued as she looked boldly at the naked pale fullness of Jade’s non-tan breast flesh.

“Damn, I wish I had breasts like that, and a ass like that too,” Teal commented as she shrugged her own perky tits for Jade’s eyes and then turned and watched Jade examine the sculpted round of her bottom

.

“Um, thanks. I am Jade … like the gem. I saw the couple down there and I … well, my husband I just finished, and I,” she stammered as she felt Teal looking at her seeping slot with a curious intensity.

“Oh I know. They are the Vincents, they fuck for hours every day and I have masturbated so much watching them, I almost feel I have fucked them both,” Teal offered to ease the tension.

“Your man is hot too,” Teal continued. “I heard you guys earlier and came out to see who my new neighbors were. I peeked in and saw that lovely cock of his as you two were fucking,” She confessed softly, her eyes still running down the seam of Jades bald fuck place.

“You watched us fucking?” Jade blurted quietly as she felt her face turning red at the idea.

“Sorry. Yes, kinda, in the mirror there,” Teal replied as she also blushed at Jade’s reaction.

Jade felt the color subside as she suddenly felt a surge of pleasure at the idea of some strange woman watching her husband pumping her with his beautiful cock.

[To be continued.  Pretty hot, eh?]

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