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		<title>May 6, 1991:  A Diary Entry (Part 2)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[later
My bread is baking.  My house is hot.  My phone is not ringing.  I am badly sunburnt.  My landlord is playing with the sprinklers.  the guy in Apartment A and his girlfriend broke up – no wonder he was hitting on me.  I&#8217;m sitting on my front porch, attempting to stay cool while listening to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.randomrimjobs.com/2010/03/09/may-6-1991-a-diary-entry-part-2/</link>
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		<title>Prague, Israel (Part 4)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[[Continued from "Prague, Israel (Part 3)."]
After the incident with the neighbor I felt very uncomfortable in and around the apartment building; I did not want to run into the guy who was clearly &#8220;interested&#8221; in me in a very intimate way.  Israel told me he&#8217;d talk to the neighbor.
A few days later when I came [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.randomrimjobs.com/2010/03/08/prague-israel-part-4/</link>
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		<title>The Blues Club</title>
		<description><![CDATA[[This from guest writer Dick Cramden (he he).]
It was the perfect place for our rendezvous. The club was dark and smoky. The band played urban blues, down and dirty, slow and sultry. Sitting at a booth in the back, I watched and waited.
I knew it was you the moment you walked in. I had to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.randomrimjobs.com/2010/03/07/the-blues-club/</link>
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		<title>What Am I?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
It&#8217;s a contest to identify the pictured substance.  Winner gets a special photo.
Rules:

First one to get the complete correct answer wins.
Contestants enter by making their guesses via commenting to this post.
I will post as a comment one clue per day for each day there is not a winner.
Contestants are encouraged to enter as many guesses [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.randomrimjobs.com/2010/03/06/what-am-i/</link>
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		<title>May 6, 1991:  A Diary Entry (Part 1)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1 something in the AM
I don&#8217;t want to go to bed yet cause I&#8217;m thinking too much.  Shit, I don&#8217;t want Maury to say anything to Henry about me shit that would be embarrassing cause he hates me I think I don&#8217;t know I don&#8217;t know anything I hate it when I can&#8217;t control a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.randomrimjobs.com/2010/03/05/may-6-1991-a-diary-entry-part-1/</link>
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		<title>Prague, Israel (Part 3)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[[Continued from "Prague, Israel (Part 2)."]
Israel and I both worked and lived together.  Israel and I both worked days, and I also had some shifts at night.  I was a shitty waitress and I knew it.  I didn&#8217;t like having to be really nice in hopes of a tip with only minimum wage guaranteed when [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.randomrimjobs.com/2010/03/04/prague-israel-part-3/</link>
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		<title>Tea</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What I like about my particular lover who, ah, drinks tea, is that we&#8217;ve known each other for years and he lives not far; he&#8217;s always around, and he&#8217;s a great cook. His lovers put up drywall and tend to the yard, and he cooks.
I&#8217;m often just over at his place talking about some programming [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.randomrimjobs.com/2010/03/03/tea/</link>
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		<title>Pregnancy Porn</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Well, pregnancy erotica.  I stole this image from someone&#8217;s Tumblr.  Can&#8217;t remember who or which, sorry.
Thing is, it is the rare pregnant woman who looks like this.  Assuming Photoshop was not heavily used, this woman&#8217;s body is fucking amazing.  She was clearly very thin prior to her pregnancy.  She&#8217;s thin pregnant.  Her breasts, which I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.randomrimjobs.com/2010/03/02/pregnancy-porn/</link>
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		<title>May 5, 1991:  A Diary Entry (Part 2)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The phone isn&#8217;t ringing.
Those guys were asking me an awful lot of questions last night.  I can just see myself following Henry around and pacing.  I&#8217;m such a geek.
Now I&#8217;m listening to &#8220;Love Line&#8221; everyone else has lame love problems and I can&#8217;t get anything.  The phone isn&#8217;t ringing.
I want hairless arms.  This is a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.randomrimjobs.com/2010/03/01/may-5-1991-a-diary-entry-part-2/</link>
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		<title>Cunt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I would proudly wear this necklace, or this pin.  The word cunt should not be a bad one.  Actually, it&#8217;s silly that there are bad words at all.  It&#8217;s the way it&#8217;s used that makes it bad, not the word itself.   Words have connotations, and &#8220;cunt&#8221; has a negative one on Urban Dictionary.  But I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.randomrimjobs.com/2010/02/28/cunt/</link>
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