WHAT the fuck is he TRYING to SAY? (Part 2)
Posted on May 5, 2011[Continued from "WHAT the fuck is he TRYING to SAY? (Part 1)."]
Jaytheadviceman@aol.com wrote:
lol @ “you shouldn’t capitalize your words.” You’re the bossy type, aren’t you? That’s so cute. I bet your boyfriend loves it. Normally, I’d just dismiss your irrelevant opinion and move on with my day (especially considering that your criticism seems more designed to insult me rather than to be constructive). However, I’m slightly impressed by your ability to present your argument with a tad bit of intelligence. Therefore, I have no problem indulging you, at least for the time being.
Seeing as you’re only ONE negative email, compared to the 50 or so POSITIVE emails I’ve gotten in regards to my advice, I’m not too concerned with your opinion. However, to be fair to you, I have read a few of my posts to myself in the past (not just on there, but many of my writings) and said to myself, “That must look really jumbled and messy to the average reader” and wanted to change it. I just have a habit of capitalizing my words without even thinking most of the time. *shrugs* It’s what I do.
Thanks for the email though. :)
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I love how he tried to bait me into a completely irrelevant topic. I’m a woman so asserting myself is “cute.” I’m a woman so I must hate being called bossy. My guess is that he put the part about a boyfriend in so I’d respond to it by saying I don’t have a boyfriend, so he could respond with something typical like, “I can see why.” I don’t call the Viking my boyfriend, but I think he does like me, bossy and all.
In the end he concedes that I wrote intelligently, that he knows he shouldn’t capitalize so much, and that overcapitalization is a bad habit he simply cannot break. I guess I should have tried to gather some of his friends before I staged my intervention.
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To: jaytheadviceman <jaytheadviceman@aol.com>
It is constructive: overcapitalization serves no purpose other than making your writing nearly unintelligible and marking the writer as not too bright. Oh, and only really old people who are confused by the series of tubes that is the interwebs have aol email accounts anymore.
On May 15, 2011, at 5:19 PM, jaytheadviceman@aol.com wrote:
Thank you for proving my point. Your sole reason for writing me was to pick things apart, insult, and criticize, for no reason at all. First, it was my capitalization (which I even understood) but now it’s the fact that I still use my aol account? lol You have officially become a joke.
Let me hit you with a few facts:
#1: You make assumptions that aren’t accurate, and consider them as fact (which isn’t smart at all. Instead, try asking questions.)
#2: People have been writing me at this account for YEARS getting advice. Why would I get RID of it, when everyone is familiar with it? That doesn’t make very much business sense.
#3: Implying that I am old, confused, or that I don’t have another email account simply because this is the only one YOU KNOW about, is an extremely idiotic assumption. (I guess that’s why I’m the one GIVING advice on the site, and you’re the one SEEKING advice)
In any case, I’ve wasted enough time with this pointless debate. You feel how you feel, I know how it really is, and that’s that. So, if we can’t have a civilized or friendly correspondence, it needs to end, right now.
Thank you for your time :)
To: jaytheadviceman <jaytheadviceman@aol.com>
I give advice on Advice.LoveDetour.com too, buddy.
On May 15, 2011, at 5:25 PM, jaytheadviceman@aol.com wrote
Congrats!
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Our exchange ended there, but I wasn’t done.
I swear. True story.
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