I like licking ass.  There’s a good reason I call my site Random Rim Jobs.  I did not think of the name, but as soon as I heard it I knew it was the one for me.  Well, the one for my blog.

Yes, I lick ass.  I have to be in the mood, but if I am I usually take charge and tell my partner to turn over so I can get to his ass.  Or her ass, as the case may be.  Pointer for ass licking:  Your tongue should not be a pointer.  Keep it flat and wide, people.  And no, the ass needn’t be hair free for rim job purposes.  If you’re all that freaked out by naturally occurring body hair you shouldn’t bother having sex … of any kind.

Well, you can have sex with children, but I certainly don’t condone that sort of thing since children cannot consent.  I’m all about safe, sane, and consensual, and you should be, too.  And fucking children is pretty damn creepy.  Don’t do that.  Instead, lick consenting adult ass.

I swear.  True story.