There’s a Strange Fluid Leaking from my Ear
Posted on January 1, 2010
I am extremely sick … still. I’m sure the stress of dealing with the stupid pettiness of the Ex isn’t helping.
This is what the Ex’s stupid cunt of a girlfriend did to me. Nice, huh? The yucky face is just because I’ve been sick for over a week. And now because the Ex is a shithead my mattress isn’t on my bed, which is from where he originally took it, but in my garage. So that’s something fun I get to do tonight before I go to sleep.
But first to Bawdy Storytelling. I’m a unicorn, dammit, and I need to pick the lucky person who gets to go on a date with me. The date will take place after I’m no longer bruised or sick. It’s only fair I give my date a good time since s/he/they will have paid good money for me.
I swear. True (lame) story.
Tags: idiot
Categories: disaster, True Story.
The last thing that stupid cunt needs is a kid. BTW, you look pretty even beaten and sick.
21.01.2010 13:09
I’m sorry, No One, NO ONE should *ever* take this kind of ause from anyone. I know things get heated in the moment, but I am sorry you had to go through this.
21.01.2010 13:16
You’re too sweet to me, darling.
21.01.2010 15:44