A “Typical” Random Rim Jobs Reader
Posted on January 1, 2010[One of you felt the need to tell me about himself considering y'all know so much about me. I welcome this kind of disclosure because it's fun and dirty. Y'all are welcome to submit your dirty writing for my approval to shazamsf@sbcglobal.net.]
1. I lost my virginity with a female at 19 and with a man/boy at 13. (He was 16.)
2. I love having sex with men and women equally.
3. My first love was a guy who is now gay.
4. The first girl I has sex with “trained” me not to come when she was on top; it worked because even today I can’t orgasm when a woman is riding me.
5. I love giving oral to men and woman equally.
6. My first girlfriend and I had group sex within a month of me losing my virginity. Within two months we had sex with a couple that was twenty years our senior – it was really hot.
7. One week after losing my virginity I fucked my first girlfriend’s three best friends at the same time. My girlfriend told them I was amazing at oral, something I have been told a lot since. (I guess you are good at what you enjoy.)
8. My last girlfriend and I frequented sex clubs. I love watching a woman to whom I am emotionally attached get fucked by a hung guy.
9. We had MMF threesomes every month or so. She loved watching me suck and get sucked – and get fucked. I was more than willing.
10. We swapped with a couple that was more than ten years younger than we were. The guy fucked my girl thinking she would never tell me. My girl was allowed (encouraged even) to fuck other guys or girls anytime, an option she exercised a few times.
11. I am well endowed. However, I am not really hung; I think eight or more inches is really hung. I have had an 11” cock orally and anally.
12. It surprised me how many women get turned on by bi men.
13. I have a fuck buddy who lets me suck his massive cock (over 10 inches) although he says he is totally straight.
14. As a kid I sucked a lot of boys in my neighborhood, and then their older brothers. The oldest was 17. He found me almost every day for an entire summer. He said I was the best bj he ever got. I was swallowing even back then. He fucked me after a few weeks of fingering my ass and begging – it was so hot!
15. My sister and I played “doctor” for years. (We are 14 months apart.)
16. I love D/s. I am a switch although most people are not aggressive enough when dominating me.
17. I have three different sized butt plugs, four dildos, nipple clamps, a ball gag, a Magic Wand, bondage tape, and anal beads.
18. I love getting fucked and fucking ass. I am versatile.
19. I went down on a woman who said she squirted a lot. I love that. She squirted so much that she soaked through three beach towels folded in thirds, and that was what I didn’t drink.
20. I have tried to get my fuck buddy to fuck me but he says that would be gay. (I guess head is just like shaking hands.)
21. I have slept with over 300 woman and 100 men.
22. I have no STDs. I get tested four times a year. I try to always use a condom.
23. One of the hottest things I ever saw was my then girlfriend getting eaten by a guy, sucking another guy, jerking off another, and getting her tits sucked by a woman. She eventually fucked all three guys and went down on the girl. Then I took her home an fucked her until neither of us could come again.
24. I would love to have group sex with over twenty men; to just be the cock sucker of the night!
25. I have had two women ask me to set up a gang bangs of five to seven guys. They both said they felt safe and not judged by me.
Tags: ass play, come fun, fantasy, guest writer, mmm pussy, yummy cock
Categories: guest writer


Sounds pretty hot.
07.01.2010 09:27