This is from Toplin and I’m giving it to DJ so I want to write down some of the wittiest lines.

Do you Flog the Bishop?

Do you Paddle the Pickle?

Jerk the Gherkin?

Bang the Banjo

Strangle the Stogie?

Do you visit Mother Thumb and her Four Children?

Play Solo upon a Private Pump Organ?

Are you stigmatized with a Dishonorable Discharge?

Aren’t they lovely?

Tags: Diary, sex?

Categories: Diary

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