The movie “Sex and the City” is the last movie I saw in a movie theater. It also also happens to on my television right now.

I hate that the movie made me cry at all, and I hate that the bullshit of the movie made me cry ever.

Sarah Jessica Parker’s character, Carrie Bradshaw, makes me want to punch her in the face.

I need to come some more. I need. I want.

I finally got to suck cock tonight. I want to do so some more. Anyone want to arrange for me to suck his cock in the mean time? I NEED cock deep down my throat.

I just want to be able to suck cock for as long as someone will let me – forever.

I swear. True story.