I’m the woman Suzanne wrote about in the post titled “Pussy!”. Since I’ve had the pleasure to be intimate with her, I feel I have the right to respond to this.

First off, I know with a platform such as the Internet, people have a weird sense of entitlement. You think you can be as much of an asshole as you want. And yes, you “can” do that, but who the fuck do you think you are?

So you personally don’t find her attractive, you are entitled to your opinion. But why post that? Are you trying to make her feel shitty so that you feel better about yourself? Seriously, fuckhead…you have NO idea what you are talking about.

And I don’t suppose you’ve ever watched a home movie of yourself? Well fuckhead, even if you “got it going on”, it can be painful to watch yourself in front of the camera. While I consider myself attractive, I would never be as brave as her. That girl’s got guts… and more balls than you.

And because it may be hard for you to see the world looking down from that high pedestal you sit on, I’ll fill you in on her looks. That photo she posted of herself when she was in her 20′s, she still is that hot. She will protest me on this, but it’s true. As for the body, she’s got beautiful curves, I should know. After all, I’m attempting to hit that hot ass again, so fuck off.

And as for the “goofy” remarks, when HBO comes to your front door to watch you have phone sex, then you can talk. Until then, shut the fuck up.

You’re a fuckhead, I swear. True story.