I spilled red wine on my computer. I was not drunk. As a matter of fact, it would have been better if I had been drunk because that would have meant I had less wine in my glass.

As it was I’d had only a sip of wine when the remainder of the glass spilled onto my keyboard. Then the computer stopped working and I’ve not been able to make it work since. I called my IT guy, the person who [Btw, the keyboard of this loaner computer is bullshit and doesn't take too well to the space bar being utilized.] put the hard drive into my computer and made it work all great just a few months ago. He told me that red wine is a mother board destroyer and that there was nothing he could do.

Dammit!

So, dear readers, I ask that you donate. Donate just a little. Better yet, donate a lot. Those who donate a lot may be surprised with lovely presents. I need a new computer, or at least one into which I can make newish with the help of my very generous friends.

I have a donate button. It’s over there to the right. I also have a post office box if you want to send me a physical computer or checks, which I’ll gladly accept: PO Box 40985, San Francisco, CA 94140-0985.

Yeah, I know it’s crass, but I really do need money and/or a computer. I’m used to using a Macintosh (never owned anything else), but am willing to make accommodations as it’s rude to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Donate generously and you just may see some dirty pictures of me.

I swear. True story.

Tags: fantasy, idiot

Categories: fantasy, True Story.

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