Phone Sexdiots (Part 1 b/c there are definitely more to come)

Posted on August 8, 2009

Today’s been a nice day. The weather’s been gorgeous so I took Isis to Dolores Park where there were lots of beautiful people, of course. Then to Pet Food Express for treats for Isis and litter for Joaquin (but only enough of each that I could carry the several blocks home; Isis wasn’t wearing her pack so she couldn’t help out). Then to Lucca Ravioli for some wine and snacky food.

I was then visited by a friend with whom I have threesomes but otherwise do not have sex.  He and I get together at least once a week to discuss our respective sex lives, and other things too, of course (we’re civilized after all).  He’s been a very supportive friend.

Now I’m horny, as per usual.  I came once today, with the Magic Wand on my clit and the LELO Elise (THANK YOU, @MR_LELO) in my pussy.  Fun.

I want to use the fact that I’m horny to my advantage, so I can actually come for my phone sex clients. Only they seem to be fucking morons.  They pop into the chat room, tell me what they want, and then pop out.  Uh, I’m not going to give you what you want until to call me, silly goose (geese).

Yesterday, Monday, I had a guy in the chat room who was essentially interviewing “girls” to see if they would qualify for when he actually wants to call in Friday or Saturday.  I know I don’t have the same attitude toward casual sex as many people, but I also know that phone sex is not actually fucking in any way whatsoever so there really is no reason to treat it like it’s that big of a deal.

Nonetheless, these guys seem to want us “girls” to be able to read their minds so we’re exactly what they want us to be, or to get them off in the chat room so they don’t have to actually pay.  This experience is probably going to help me tap my dominant nature much more easily …

I swear.  True story.

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