Sun 31 May 2009
You Sound Sexy When You Mourn?
Posted by shazamsf under moron
[13] Comments
This was a response to an ad I placed on Craig’s List. I don’t recall the content of the post that garnered this response, but I get the feeling that the content of the post didn’t matter to this guy.
Masturbate for me. Both hands. Both holes. Taste. Mourn loudly. Pee and drink. Force yourself to orgasm. Repeat 3 times.
Amazingly enough, we never scheduled a meeting.
Maybe I’m just slow this morning, but why exactly did you not want to meet this guy? I mean, HE seems like a catch for sure!
I know! I let that one pass me by, which is the point of the post obviously. I promise that is the entire contents of an unedited email.
Hmmm, mourn loudly? Maybe he wanted you to ululate?
That would have at least been interesting. Sadly, I think he just didn’t know the difference between “moan” and “mourn.” At least he spelled “masturbate” correctly.
Leave him alone. I don’t see any difference between this and any other sort of BDSM activity
Do you see any difference between the word “moan” and the word “mourn”?
yeah, they are two different actions. there are different kinds of music and different kinds of roleplay, I don’t see what the big deal is. What he is into isn’t for you, that’s it
The point is the guy is a moron, silly. I don’t know of any kind of role play that requires someone to mourn and simultaneously masturbate.
He is not a moron, and I bet there is some sort of fetish for it, ie necrophilia play set in a mortuary or whatever. There is no limit to sexual desire and I don’t see why you act like there is
I only “act” like there’s a limit to correct spelling. I can give you the guy’s email if you’re interested.
I have no interest in his email, or the sexual lives of others in most cases. I just think that what is weird to some (crying/mourning during sex) isn’t that far out of the paradigm of general master/slave roleplay.
I guarantee you that is not what the guy meant; he simply is a moron who doesn’t know how to spell. And, please, if you can, tell me how one mourns loudly.
I don’t know, but it isn’t THAT close to moan. I would assume it would involve crying…