Patrick
Posted on May 5, 2009Patrick is not his real name. We first became acquainted via Craig’s List. There were some nights I was horny but didn’t want to commit to having a guy over so I’d troll CL for guys who wanted to chat Online. I tend to look at only the local CL ads–Patrick lived in Western Addition.
Since I don’t think names are all that important, I dubbed him Patrick. He called me Umbrage, based on my response to his CL ad. I think he claimed whomever responded wouldn’t be witty enough to keep up with him, so I responded that I took umbrage with his assumption.
We chatted via Yahoo! Instant Messenger several times. We eventually began having phone sex. On the phone he was very good at using a certain tone of voice that just put me in a certain head space, and we had a lot of fun.
One night we were talking on the phone and we were both very horny. I suggested he just come over and fuck me already. There was a lot of back and forth; I told him my Seattle Guy story. We were both nervous that despite how hot we were for each other, we were really hot for our respective ideas of each other.
He came over. We kissed, I think I sucked his dick. Then we … nothing. He clearly was not feeling it. As he had been horny as hell when he arrived, I had to assume it was me.
No one likes to be rejected, for sure, but I would rather someone be honest with me than to pull the lame excuse of just being too tired, which was his explanation for no longer being turned on. I’ve been pretty fucking tired in my day and that has never taken over my desire to have a new hot, hard cock pounding away at my cunt.
Patrick fell asleep. I hadn’t invited him to stay; he hadn’t asked. Not cool. I had trouble sleeping with this stranger in my bed. And I certainly wasn’t exhausted from hours of wild sex, so I just “slept” all night.
He left in the morning, but certainly not quickly enough. I have no idea what I did wrong, other than not being his fantasy image of me. He, on the other hand, did something wrong by not simply leaving when he realized he wasn’t attracted to me.
We continued to chat occasionally, but of course never to the level we had before the visit. Despite my repeated requests for an explanation for his shitty behavior, the most he told me was that he thought spending the night would make things less awkward. Wrong.
I am now firm about whether a person can spend the night thanks to Patrick.
I swear. True story.
Tags: CL idiot, disaster, manners, SF love
wow,you are sure “unlucky” with the “horny”bastards,hehe.:) keep looking and have a great day.:):)
26.05.2009 14:19
Wow, what’s with these guys? At least give the ol’ college try! I may last 5 minutes but I’ll try my darndest to make those 5 minutes worth you’re while!
26.05.2009 15:37
I’m making it seem like my sex life has been a series of tragic failures. It hasn’t, but “we met, we fucked, and fucked some more” is so boring.
26.05.2009 15:58
I actually have had a few experiences where I really was too tired to maintain an erection (the disadvantages of planning ahead). Those events led to me being told I’m not too bad with my tongue and fingers.
If you’re there you’re expected to help the lady feel good, that’s why you were invited, so do whatever it takes to do that or don’t go there in the first place. In short, don’t be like Patrick, seriously.
27.05.2009 04:51
OK, embarrassing admission. I once fell asleep while getting a blowjob from a girl (hey, I was tired!!). We had already fucked and she was submissive as hell so she just kept on sucking my semi-erect cock while I slept for about 15 minutes. I was pretty damned embarrassed but she wasn’t upset, felt it was kind of cute and since she was into giving blowjobs had a good time just sort of exploring (this is what she said anyway, hope she was being honest, although suspect so since we’ve been together a dozen times since).
27.05.2009 13:48